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[Sparky in "An Evening with Peter Fox"] --- [10/25/99] |
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Q: What is your name? A: Peter Francis Fox Q: What is the nature of your relationship with Sancho? A: Totally platonic. He�s a drinking buddy of mine, and�.. We talk politics a lot and I basically harass him a lot Q: Who is the fattest kid you�ve ever seen? A: Well, I gotta give props to Lucio, but Curtis is the next generation of overweight high school students. There�s a good crop of freshman fatties this year. Q: Are you musically inclined? A: Depends on the definition of musical inclined. Do I play an instrument? Yes. Can I write good music? I haven�t yet. Q: How do you respond of talk of you being a jerk? A: It�s one of my personas. I wouldn�t say that I�m out to get everybody and all I care about is me. It�s just sometimes I tell it like it is and people don�t like that. I can see how somebody would see me as a jerk but like I said, that�s only one part of Peter. Q: Would you say that you dislike most of the students in this school? A: I wouldn�t that at all. I like most students but I concentrate more on their flaws than their positive aspects. Q: So why do you have the jerk persona? A: Everybody has a dark side and that happens to be my dark side. I�m not a serial killer. I�m not a bank robber. I just come off as a jerk sometimes. Q: Do you listen to ICP? A: No, but I listen to people talk about them. Q: How do you feel about people comparing your attitude to ICP�s? A: That situation hasn�t come up but when it does I probably won�t care because I�m not very well informed about ICP�s attitudes about things. I know they don�t like rednecks. Q: How long have you lived here? A: Um, let me see. I moved here on August 31, �97, I believe. So that would make it a little over two years. I got here about 7:00 on the 31st. We left at 8:30 from my [old] house. Q: How does your old town compare to your new town? A: Everything that�s bad about Redwood was amplified in my former residence. I would have to say more that 50% of the population of kids used [drugs] or still do and there�s a lot more burnouts or stoners than there are here. Redwood is all right. I got nothing against it. Q: Do you have something against gays? A: No, but I like to use that word for stupid or just�.I just use it as a general�.It�s for bad. Actually, I think that part of the population is generally smarter and more personable than the heterosexual part. I think it�s a funny word so I use it a lot. Q: What else do you think is a funny word? A: Um�� Um is not really a funny word. Um. Queer is a funny word because it has so many different meanings to it. That�s the only other word I use a lot, really. I use a lot of negative descriptors but that�s the only one that I single out. Q: Do you think your negative persona will decrease your chances of getting married? A: No, because I can tame it when I want to. A lot of people have tempers that they can�t tame and I don�t have a temper and I can change my persona to fit the situation. Q: You�re not lying to me, are you? A: No. Q: So, why don�t you have a girlfriend then? A: See, that�s an interesting question. Um�.it�s hard to say one specific reason and that�s an interesting question. That would require more thought than I�m willing to give it. Q; Is it glandular? A: That�s another very good question. I think for some people it might be but for the vast majority it is not. I think fat people have a gland that tells them to eat and not exercise. In that respect, it is. They have the "eat till you can�t eat" gland or the "watch football on the sofa" gland. Q: What about you? A: I have a gland. Well, not really a gland. I just have a�.situation here�.I tried to live the life of an obese person but nothing came of it. I ate the worst food I could, I didn�t exercise and where did it get me? Nowhere. I�m not gonna try and change something that I can�t. Q: Do you see dead people? A: I�ve never seen�.No I�ve seen two dead people in my life, both at funerals. I�ve seen a few dead animals on the road. A few dead bugs that I�ve swatted with the fly swatter. But do I see dead people on a regular basis? I would have to say no. Q: Any last words? A: Keep on rockin� in the free world. Q: Any original last words? A: Don�t f*** it up. That�s the meaning of life for me. |
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[Interview with Sancho] --- [10/25/99] |
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Sparky: Are you gay?
Sancho: What's the topic of this interview? Sparky: Anything that "comes up"? Sparky: So are you gay? Sancho: No I'm not Sparky: When was your first gay experience? Sancho: I told you "Sparky" I am not gay Sparky: What do you look for in a man? Sancho: Once again I am not gay Sancho: Look if ya wanna Sparky: So do you like giving or receiving? Sancho: This interview is over Sparky: Ok we'll move onto another topic Sparky: Ok um........ Sancho: How bout my book? Sparky: So what's the nature of your relationship with Curtis? Sancho: If the interview doesn't change then it is over Sparky: Now you have a gay experience unedited in your book Sancho: That section of the book is not true Sparky: Is it true "I am not gay just kidding" is it true that you said that? Sancho: No it isn't Sparky: I think "Smarty Face" would say otherwise Sparky: Here's the important question who is the hottest chick in the world? Sancho pauses Sancho: I think that the hottest chick in the world would be um Sparky: You can't say it, can you Sancho: Ah........ Sancho: I think...........Natalie Portman is the hottest chick in the world Sparky: I think she's um how do I say this a figure of the gay community Sparky: Yea what else? Sancho: Where'd you hear that? Sparky: Now Sancho: No. No. Wait. Wait. Sparky: Dave how do you feel about your corruption in the student council Sancho: My corruption? I'm not the one who's gonna get kicked off the student for "extra curricular activities" like the president. Sparky: Speaking of extra curricular activities weren't you drinking at a party Thursday night? Sancho: Hmm...first off there was no party on Thursday night Sparky: I can think of a few people who would say there was Sancho: Well it's not the kind of party you're thinking of and I remind you you took some too Sparky: This interview is not about me Sparky: The question is did you consume alcohol on Thursday night? Sancho: I'll be straightforward and honest with you.......... Sparky: That the only time you been straight in your entire life Sancho: Um.....All that we had was some swans kiwi strawberry juice mix an some water an a little bit of vodka it had no effect on me what so ever. Sparky: Except you got drunk Sancho: No I did not it depends what the meaning of drunk is Sparky: Final two questions how do you feel about being gay an about being drunk Sancho: I'm not either of those two Sparky: Whatever |
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