[Ahhh...Kool-Aid and Monopoly] --- [12/23/99]
Listen, Mrs. Mike Trautmiller, you are obviously ignorant about what this site is all about. I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Read the disclaimer. And we haven't posted anything too personal yet. Now for you personal attack against us. What is wrong with Kool-Aid brand soft drinks? They taste good and come at a reasonable price. You'd be hard pressed to find a better summer beverage. And what is wrong with loving our parents? By your remark, I have inferred that you think it isn't cool to hang with the 'rents. They brought you into this world and have given you every thing you've ever had. You're saying that they aren't worth five minutes of you time? And finally, Monopoly. Its a good wholesome game that has entertained millions. It has done far more good for the world than you ever will.

Good day,

Sparky and the Gossip Net Staff.


[Get a f***ing life] --- [12/06/99]
The staff of this so called "Gossip" page needs to be talked to. There are too many rumors flying around and too many lives are getting messed up because of s***-talkers like yourselves. You need to get your heads out of other people's asses and up your own. My God people! Don't you have a social life? no wait! The staff of this page is probably preps and your social life consists of drinking cool-aid and playing monopoly with your parents and siblings. oops sorry. did I invade on a personal topic?

(For those of you who would like to respond e-mail here: Mike Trautmiller [email protected])


["The condom caper"] --- [11/29/99]
A few unwise choices have led to serious consequences for a few Redwood Valley High students. Nate Lyon and Ted Johnnson apparently thought it would be absolutely hilarious to swipe a condom machine from Gas Etc. So they did. They got caught, and are awaiting trial. But what is so wrong with stealing condoms? I say they are heroes for raising awareness of safe sex. Or perhaps they were embarassed to go and buy condoms for themselves. I say this was merely a cry for help. Join the campaign to free these men, and protect them from the horrors of prison!


[ya all need a life] --- [11/4/99]
Let me just inform all of you in order to recieve respect from others you must give that respectto them and by doing this childish gossip is not going to gain you popularity of respect.So please choose your words very carefully in what you say about others in here because it maynot bother most but it does bother some. I would just like you guys to know that I have never done anything cruel or wrong towards you so why would you disrespect me for coming back to TJsI was there long before any of you or your friends started working there. I was there for about a year and a half before I left and now I am back and I personally feel that my presence will notchange anything okay. Now if any of you have anything important to tell me feel free to came and talk to me about it rather than to distribute it for the entire whoever to read this okay. I am a very personal person. Please keep my business to yourselves I'd appreciate it okay.

Thanks
Steff


[Loving Response] --- [10/30/99]
Ok, in response to your letter, I do appreciate your input. However, so far, we haven't dealt with anyone's personal affairs yet. You have no reason to complain about that. The way I see it, you will never be written about if you don't give us anything to write about. The consequence for living a shady life is that your reputation suffers, but like I already said, we haven't written anything personal yet. Second, we make the site because we think that it is fun. Who are you to say that we don't have a life? You're the one who had the time to write this response to us. I don't waste my life bitching about things. If I can't *do* anything about something I don't like, then I forget about it. Third: We make no claim that any of these stories are true. We do not say that they are guaranteed to be true. Read the disclaimer. If you want to debate, get educated on what you are debating about. Fourth: If you want to take the time to write a letter to us, please do a spell check, and check your grammar. It only makes YOU look bad.

Thank you,
GossipNet Staff


[GOSSIP "A word to the wise" Guess that's not us. Oh well.] --- [10/27/99]
The word "gossip" according to the dictionary, has themeaning, "dealing personally with other people'saffairs." I don't know who you think you are that youthink you can deal with OTHER people's PERSONALaffairs. Well actually I do know who you are. Youare the one's who don't have your own personal affairsbecause you are too busy in other people's. GET ALIFE!!! And I mean that realistically. Do you reallyhave nothing better to do with your time???Another word I would like to use for gossip is RUMORS. Rumors, according the the dictionary mean "anunvarified, current story." Every single one of thesetopics on this page of gossip is UNVARIFIED. I don'tknow where you got your information but I know youDON'T have any of it strait. I hope I am making apoint to you. Get your OWN life, and your OWNpersonal affairs. I mean seriously.... how patheticcan you get???

(Gossip Net Note: People who come to this site can judge it as they wish. So maybe they would also like to hear your input. E-mail can be sent to [email protected])


[DCC vs. The School] --- [10/25/99]
As the Disturbed Carnival Crew was about to release their first Album, "The Second Street Carnival" there whole album was put to a halt, by The Redwood Valley High School. In Level 5 (a class for the troublesome kids of RV) Dave Lucio had left a folder of some sort in the classroom, which was HIS to begin with. He came back to class one day to find his folder missing and his name being called to the office, by Mr. Yrjo and Mr. Stoterau. As they were interrogating him about the serial killer lyrics done by the DCC, he slipped out a word that never should have happened. John (The Gunt) and a folder. This was all the school needed to grab John out of class to be interrogated about the prep hating songs that the DCC wrote. Some may say The DCC sucks and many people around the school, including myself think that they are the s*** and need to be exposed for the great talent in song writing they have. The school has done what they have needed to do in the case of DCC vs. School and now it is up to the police and the county. All I can say is that THE SCHOOL HAD NO RIGHT TO SEARCH IN DAVE LUCIO'S folder in the first place and whoever searched his belongings out there has caused lots of hell over nothing. We all need to push for the 1st Amendment cause we should be able to say whatever we want to in this world. We all need to help the DCC as they go to court over some stupid lyrics that everyone is so scared of.

DCC 4-Life

P.S. Sancho is not gay

(Gossip Net Note: This was published by an anonymous source not affiliated with Gossip Net.)


[Down with Government!] --- [10/25/99]
It has been brought to my attention that the student body president has in fact been impeached. It states within the Student Council Constitution that any member who receives a minor is to be removed. OK, he indulged in a little extracurricular drinking, got caught and got kicked out. Now the real problem lies in two other un-named members of the council who also decided to indulge in the past, get caught and receive minors. Their punishment was a two week suspension from student council. How is this justified? It seem that these two individuals are above the Student Council Constitution. Why is this? I have heard from a source that the vice president is seeking retribution to have other members of the council removed for their acts also.

Update: The vice president did, in fact, bring the iron fist of the law down on the other 2 student council members and they are out now

Update: It's been heard that the president will not be impeached but given instead a two week council suspention along with the two other memebers metioned aboved.


[Counterpoint to "Is there more to Sancho than Meets the eye?] --- [10/25/99]
I firmly believe that Sancho is indeed a homosexual. His hair and wardrobe point to this. He overcompensates for his queerness by acting like a republican, and saying that he went to a "Gentleman's Club" in Mexico City. Yes, he did go to the club, but during questioning he said that he was never, at any point during the visit, sexually aroused. He calls people "cock-sucking faggots". This is a transparent cover-up. Sancho, you have been outed.


[Terror at TJs] --- [10/24/99]
It's a sad day in the history of Taco John's. Steff "Bungstain" Bangstenhas been rehired at a once great eating establishment. She had to move backto Redwood due to unforseen circumstances and was rehired as part of the TJsstaff. This move sent shockwaves through all employees at TJs. There has beentalk of certain staff members quitting because of this. Lets hope this doesn'tdestroy the Golden Age of TJs.


[Is There More To Sancho Than Meets The Eye?] --- [10/21/99]
A question that has been plagueing students and community members of Redwood Falls has been that of Sancho's sexuality. Is Sancho gay?Many signs point to yes. His impecable hair and attire. Is there a straitman who cuts his own hair every week? One may assume that his usage ofthe word "chicks" is just a cover-up of his true sexuality. After countlesshours of research and testimony from various sources I have concluded thatSancho is in fact a strait man. This may be a shock to many, but I standbehind my claims as an independent researcher.


[Dead Bodies Everywhere?] --- [10/19/99]
On Monday, October 18th, at about 11:30, an affiliate of mine left to go to the bathroom.The boys' bathroom door was locked. My affiliate then saw Don Yrjo, Rick Ellingworth, Bob Lauffenburger and the middle school principal speaking to each other with concerned looks on thier faces. Minutes later I saw a police car circling the school. When I went out to lunch, I saw rick ellingworth speaking to the chief of police. Something had happened in the boys' bathroom. Later in the day, I heard reports of the police bringing out a large metal box. The students questioned the police about what was in the box, but they didn't say. At roughly 3:30 I heard reports that there was a death threat written on a wall and the police went in there to gather evidence. This is the most credible story I have heard so far. I'll update the site as soon as more news becomes available.



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